Canadian children today are taught to say “snowperson” not “snowman.” In other news, today was supposed to be… I want to say “the summer of George.” But no, it was supposed to be dishwasher installation day. Instead, it was dishwasher installation people come by and discover a wiring incompatibility issue such that not only is the new dishwasher sitting, unwrapped and uninstalled in our kitchen, but this also knocked out (though there are workarounds) our stove. Who knows! An electrician, apparently, but a full electrician call is only possible after the holidays.
Dude, go get a hotel room, leave the kids with their father, and sleep for a few days. You keep talking about wanting sleep, why not make it happen?