The emperor has no center-seams
When grown women walk on eggshells to avoid offending... $900 stretch-pants
Sometimes a trend will full-on pass me by, and so it seems to have gone with $900 flared leggings. It occurs to me that I am typing this wearing flared leggings of my own, these or thereabouts, from a few years ago. I am not above a flared legging. But if you are one of the aspiring cool kids, you would want to pay more than ten times what mine would no…
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