Many tiny thoughts

-What’s perimenopause? It’s if you’re a woman, over 40, and cranky. Guilty as charged, maybe? What’s perimenopause, and what’s having not rested since pre-kids?

Apparently perimenopause is when you wake up and realize your husband is a good-for-nothing. There is now a theory that, in effect, heterosexuality is a life stage, something where your hormone …