“Mid,” as we have already established, is what one calls an obviously beautiful woman, so as to kick her off the ol’ pedestal. “Hear me out” is—hear me out—“mid” in reverse. Someone who is not known for their spectacular good looks is nevertheless registering as hot to the hear-me-out utterer. This person wants to be heard out, which is to say, they don’t want to be judged, and they want others to agree. They don’t want to hold a genuinely unpopular view about who ranks where out of 10.
It’s simple: you post a photo of someone with the caption: hear me out. People do seem to understand it.
The usage of “hear me out” I’m referring to is not that new. But it took me a while to catch onto because I had understood it to mean something else.
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