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Snoodie's avatar

The white supremacy angle really made me chuckle too. I do not get how she made that mental leap. “Oh Anne, why must you be so much hotter than me? It’s bad so it’s almost definitely racist?”

Jessica's avatar

If it was some other race's supremacy they could both be ugly, I suppose?

Kolmogorov's Ghost's avatar

For me, the funniest part has to be claiming that the author and Anne Hathaway were on "oddly parallel trajectories" until Anne had a "midlife crisis" as evidenced by her losing a bunch of weight and starring in WeCrashed and The Idea of You. The horror!

Vlad the Inhaler's avatar

My wife has always been willowy and, in particular, has always had long and thin arms. Back in the late 80s, when there was a vogue for shirts that had high necks and no sleeves, she would vent her frustration about not being able to wear them, because she'd get too much grief from other women who'd crack jokes about how she must be starving herself. Female policing of other women's bodies is something I really don't envy as a man.

Elisabeth K.'s avatar

Wow, that essay really did not sit right with me. Aside from the basic problems you mention, it starts by bringing up the whole “Anne Hathaway is annoying” thing like that wasn’t a prime example of the internet arbitrarily deciding it hates a woman for existing in public.

Jena with 1 n's avatar

Her alluding to 'subtler plastic surgery' reads like a foreshadowing of her future choices - already selecting only the best interventions.

Phoebe Maltz Bovy's avatar

A further oddity with the post is that if what is bothering the author about Hathaway's look is excessive Botox, Botox... wears off, so all the hubbub over Her New Face may have been for nothing!

Jena with 1 n's avatar

I think it is perceived, rightly or wrongly, as the gateway intervention.

Filipa's avatar

There's an entire twitter cohort pretending being hot isn't a thing. Only matched by another cohort claiming only hotness matters. In both cases, most didn't get the sexual partners they would like to have. Nor did they get the compliments they'd have liked. And that's sad, but their resentment poisons everything.

Mariana Trench's avatar

Ha. She wouldn't be happy if Anne Hathaway *didn't* get any work done, either. In my distant youth I was sometimes compared to Nastassja Kinski by people who were outrageous liars. I don't think Kinski has had anything done except to dye her hair and maybe get extensions, and she looks like this: https://www.alamy.com/nastassja-kinski-bei-der-cinema-for-peace-gala-2024-im-wecc-westhafen-event-convention-center-berlin-19022024-image597158387.html

That does not cheer me up.

Kat Rosenfield's avatar

I cannot wait to discuss this for a whole entire hour!

David Roberts's avatar

It's the same reason all contemporary wealthy fictional characters have to be awful.

Gnoment's avatar

Why oh why are there always women that have to have these grand moral take downs of people that make them feel unhappy?

Its just jealousy, rebranded as superiority.

As for getting anti-aging treatments of any kind: why can't it be the simple case that we are all pretending that we aren't getting closer to death and are just a little bit shallow and loved how we looked when we were young? If you took all the men off the planet I'm sure there would still be a healthy sized group of women that still got botox and facelifts and what have you.

Patri Becus's avatar

Phoebe, when someone tells you you resemble a celebrity it likely means you have the same rising sign! Also, I bet you'd enjoy listening to a certain California manifestation big figure talk about how she is searching for role model celebrities who chose to age naturally and gracefully.

Patricia Nolan Stein's avatar

I think Anne Hathaway looks fabulous. Women should stop trashing other women’s appearances. Saying she’s “sad” about Anne’s eyebrows is a very strange insult.

QuYahni B Joseph's avatar

Will someone please point me in the direction of the article? All the buzz has me curious.

Phoebe Maltz Bovy's avatar

I link to it at the top!